Arbeit macht frei

I have work! I'm half a lecturer (o.5, permanent) but it might as well be keys to the Kingdom of God right now. Ha-lle-lu-liah, halleluliah, halleluliah! See it's not all bad back home - if you work hard for years and years and spend every last penny of savings you have you can feed your children and afford to turn the heating on. Don't let the mockers put you off returning to this fair and sunlit land.

Back to work now - no time to chat.